"Pulling a Lisa"

I have always been very book smart but sometimes I lack common sense. I want to believe I have gotten better over the years until something brings me back to the realization that things have never realy changed. When I was younger, my lack of common sense led my family to many years of teasing. If anyone would make a dumb comment, you had pulled "a Lisa." For example, when I was in college, I asked the lady in the cafeteria line for a GIRL cheese sandwich. She said, as opposed to the BOY cheese we have in the back? Who knew it was GRILL cheese? I had learned something new! I used to wonder why the planes didn't hit the stars not realizing how much distance was between the two. While typing on the computer to my sister a while back, I wrote, " well you minus well just call me later." She wrote back, "yeah I might as well".....Oops! Who knew it was might as well. When you say minus well fast, it sounded good enough to me. Once again I keep learning new things! That brings me to current day. Yesterday I was talking to someone at work and said in a sentence, well "Long behold, there it is...." I was corrected: It's lo and behold! I even had to google it because I was so sure for once I was right. Once again, I pulled a Lisa. I don't think things will ever change. I can deliver a baby, but don't ask me anything about grammer, spelling, or geography. What the heck is the loch ness monster anyway??? I think I'll have to pass on that one.